Green

#avacado, #jalapeno, #limericks, #squeeze

happy guacamole day #dversepoetspub.

GREEN JALAPENOS.

I once ate a Smokey Jalapeno,
Thinking I had swallowed a volcano,
Then I ate an avocado,
Still full of bravado,
Until firing of an arse torpedo.


Giving my belly a hell of a squeeze,
Making those around me sneeze,
Thanks, my kosher lunch,
Making noses bunch,
Leaving my neighbours to wheeze.

© 14/11/2023 rog leach




Photo by Jaouad JK on Pexels.com

merlin #limerick

hello all you lovelies at #dversepoetspub.

There once was a lad from bath,
He never once owned a staff,
He really wanted to be a wizard,
until he got lost in a blizzard,
Now he acts the sociopath.
(c) 18/06/2023 rog leach

 

yellow. #limerick

tonight at the #dverse poets pub we are discussing “Yellow”.

http://fivedotoh.com/2023/04/11/fowc-with-fandango-nullify/

and at Fandango’s one word challenge we have nullify #FOWC

heads will roll

Yellow. #limerick.

There’s a lad whose eyes are yellow,

Whiskey never made him mellow,

His mind it would nullify,

His anger it would amplify,

His voice nothing but a bellow.

© 11/04/2023 rog leach.