#avacado, #jalapeno, #limericks, #squeeze
happy guacamole day #dversepoetspub.
GREEN JALAPENOS. I once ate a Smokey Jalapeno, Thinking I had swallowed a volcano, Then I ate an avocado, Still full of bravado, Until firing of an arse torpedo. Giving my belly a hell of a squeeze, Making those around me sneeze, Thanks, my kosher lunch, Making noses bunch, Leaving my neighbours to wheeze. © 14/11/2023 rog leach

This made me laugh! I guess you won’t be eating jalapeños any time soon?!😅
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not for a while cheeers
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Lots of giggles from my corner of the world! I have done the volcano torpedo thing! Great write.
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Cheers
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Very well done. Love your reactions in your poem.
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Thanks
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You are welcome.
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I know the feeling, Rog. I can’t even eat red or green bell peppers.
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Ooh
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That is some volcano 🙂
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Cheers
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Very clever and funny thank you so much for your poem.
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Cheers
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Nothing is sacred in the Poets Pub – nothing scatological which annot be included…
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Agreed
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