First lights of Xmas #elfonshelf

I am the hobgoblin poet,

I love the chocolates on the tree,

I love the chocolates in the stockings,

I will steal them all if I can,

Eating them for breakfast on the tree,

Leaving the wrappings for you to find,

At the foot of the juveniles’ beds.

First Lights of Xmas #crakers

I am the hobgoblin poet

I love to pull the snap out all the crackers

I once loved to do this with barbie

Until she broke my heart by getting on the nice list

Melted her down I did oh yes

Now she is the cheap plastic toy

In every cracker you pull.

IAM THE HOBGOBLIN POT

I will live among the stars one day

Twinkle, twinkle like the little star I am,

A star to hang my hat on I shall have

JUST LIKE THE NAUGHTY TWINKLE IN MY EYES

Atop the little blue tree, I shall be.

(no photo due censorship)

BANANA Split

I am the hobgoblin poet

I love to play in the fruit ball

Riding the banana spit my favourite game

The tree top fairy would love to come join me

As she just loves sliding up and down the banana split

But the humans still have her imprisoned in the eves of the roof.

I am the hob goblin poet,

Carols I love to murder,

then replace them,

Those pesky people,

who take to your door?

Will they ever shut the,

truck up shut the truck up,

As I take a bite from each edible under the tree.

(19^th December 2018)