Hello you wonderful weirdos, I was often instructed to, “Be good and keep my tongue behind my teeth.” By the nonweird in the crowd, Why? To fit with them?
For some odd balls and wierdos, Fitting in matters, no pain no gain right!
Hello you wonderful wierdos, Under instruction, I never said nothing, To the nonweird in each crowd, Why? Not to fit with them.
(Once I was/am) the Hobgoblin poet,
(I was) once a hobbledehobbleboy,
Hiding under your Christmas table,
Living off scraps dropped,
By messy Hu-man eaters.
I was that awkward youth,
Hobbled by the must haves,
Hobbled by bullying knaves,
Hobbled by Fear of Missing Out,
Hobbled when I lost my family,
Hobbled by my Adoptive Family.
This hobbledeboy grew in body and malice,
Growing on the scraps gleaned and gathered,
Gleaned from the Christmas table,
Forcing my very sinew to triumph,
Over those who made mad dreams their master.
The Christmas table.
(part two) I grew into the hobgoblin poet,
Only gleaning a feast of food, once a year,
Under your Christmas table,
Feeding on your social unease,
For this year’s remaining days.
This once hobbledeboy now grown,
Still dwells under your Christmas table,
Feeding the feuds of the hu-mans,
For the thirteen days of xmas,
The day after misrule my favourite.
I am the hobgoblin poet,
Loving the fun of being,
The lord of misrule on twelfth night,
Causing havoc for you knaves,
Leaving you hu-man’s ill on thirteenth night.
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